i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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