its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I have post one night stand depression
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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