that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
