Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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