This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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