Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We need to rekindle our bromance
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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