I think im going to throw up on grandma
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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