Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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