i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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