I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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