So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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