SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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