I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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