what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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