Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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