I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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