god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He kissed a someone with a penis
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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