I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
COCAINE IS GR8
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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