If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The Olympian is in my bed
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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