check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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