Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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