I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize
