Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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