Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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