So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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