what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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