Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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