Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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