I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
being pregnant is like rehab
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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