so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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