Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Oh god it's open bar.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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