How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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