oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize