it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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