I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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