Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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