Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
