drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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