You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
