i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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