At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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