dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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