its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Will exercising make me less horny?
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