My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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