i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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