i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize