I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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