She's JV to your varsity
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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