She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
