if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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