Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize
