Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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