nut hugger
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
too bad you live with your parents still
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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