normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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